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Bert Handy |
Sidney James |
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Courtenay |
Kenneth Williams |
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Gabriel Dimple |
Charles Hawtrey |
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Sam Twist |
Kenneth Connor |
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Hopping |
Terence Longdon |
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Lily Duveen |
Joan Sims |
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Delia King |
Liz Fraser |
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Mike Weston |
Bill Owen |
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Miss Cooling |
Esma Cannon |
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Mrs Panting |
Fenella Fielding |
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Sister |
Hattie Jacques |
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Matron |
Joan Hickson |
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Landlord |
Stanley Unwin |
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Policeman |
Cyril Chamberlain |
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Chimp's Owner |
Ambrosine Phillpotts |
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Bird Owner |
Molly Weir |
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Club Owner |
Sydney Tafler |
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Bridge Player |
Eric Pohlmann |
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Nurse |
June Jago |
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Referee |
Norman Rossington |
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Mr Trelawney |
Terence Alexander |
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Martin Paul |
Jerry Desmonde |
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Mr Delling |
Jimmy Thompson |
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Bus Conductor |
Anthony Sagar |
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Wine Organiser |
Howard Crawford |
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Taxi Driver |
Fred Griffiths |
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Wine Waiter |
Bernard Hunter |
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Wine Taster |
David Lodge |
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Wine Taster |
Nicholas Parsons |
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Wine Taster |
Michael Nightingale |
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Customer |
Patrick Cargill |
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Steel Boss |
Kynaston Reeves |
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House Steward |
Fraser Kerr |
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Patient |
Douglas Ives |
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Probationer |
Maureen Moore |
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Card Player |
Victor Maddern |
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Card Player |
Denis Shaw |
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Train Woman |
Betty Marsden |
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Lefty Vincent |
Freddie Mills |
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Micky McGee |
Tom Clegg |
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Dan Grimsby |
Joe Robinson |
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Auntie |
Lucy Griffiths |
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Shop Assistant |
Ian Whittaker |
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Trudy |
Julia Arnall |
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Policeman |
Jack Taylor |
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Receptionist |
George Street |
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Army Officer |
Cyril Raymond |
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Old Lady |
Nancy Roberts |
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Photographer |
Michael Ward |
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Advertising Man |
Ian Wilson |
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Chinese Lady |
Madame Yang |
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School Teacher |
Judith Furse |
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Manager |
David Stoll |
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Helen Delling |
Carol Shelley |
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Old Man in Club |
Charles Julian |
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Beamish |
Ian Curry |
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Screenplay |
Norman Hudis |
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Producer |
Peter Rogers |
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Director |
Gerald Thomas |
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plot
Down at the local labour exchange, everyone is moaning about the lack of
decent jobs, unaware that nearby Bert Handy and his secretary Miss Cooling
are attempting to fill vacancies at a new enterprise called Helping Hands.
However this all changes when the disgruntled job seeks stumble across a
job advert in the local paper. They're very quick to leg it round to the
new business, and are even quicker to introduce themselves. Sam Twist,
Francis Courtenay, Delia King, Gabriel Dimple, Lily Duveen, Mike Weston
and Montgomery Infield-Hopping.
Bert decides to hire them all, and at first business is slow. The only
customer so far is a man who speaks gobbledygook, and since Francis isn't
present (he can speak 16 languages) nobody can understand him, and he goes
on his way.
Thankfully, within a few days business soon picks up. Delia has her
initial assignment to try on a complete women's wardrobe for a gentleman
who is planning a surprise for his wife. However things get complicated
when the mans wife arrives home unexpectedly.
Meanwhile Sam Twist is sent to a baby-sitting job, only to find that
there isn't a baby to be sitted! Instead there is a woman who needs to
make her husband jealous. Needless to say when he gets home he is indeed
jealous as they both find out.
The next day, Francis is assigned to take a pet for a walk, due to his
owner having the flu. It's only when he gets to the woman's house that he
finds out it's a chimpanzee. Always being one to see a job through to its
bitter end, he takes the chimp for a walk. However he soon discovers that
people who work in the transport industry have an aversion to apes. They
eventually end up at a chimps tea party enjoying a nice afternoon tea.
Next up is Lily Duveen, who has been employed to attend a wine tasting
evening to collect invitation cards from the attendees. After she has
performed this task, she's invited to sample some of the wines herself.
Unfortunately, she has rather too much and makes a bit of a spectacle of
herself.
Later a man from Amalgamated Scrap-Iron arrives in the Helping Hands
office. He's obviously a busy man as he requests that someone take his
place in the queue at the hospital outpatients department at the hospital.
Bert says that he will immediately get someone on the case, but the chap
is rather bullish, and insists that the top man undergoes the job himself.
So inevitably, Bert ends up queuing at the hospital, and is mistaken for
Sir Theodore who is an eminent diagnostician. He is then taken on a guided
tour of the hospital, watch out nurses!
The next job that Francis undertakes is in the field of photography as a
model. Obviously very chuffed that he has been chosen, he is crestfallen
when he discovers that the job is an advertisement for a bee-keepers
helmet. Sam Twist is equally put out when attempts to quit smoking.
Francis' next job is between a bickering couple. The husband can't
understand his wife, and is continually berating him in her native tongue
of German. Thanks to Francis getting a bit emotionally involved, the wife
starts speaking English and the couple make up.
Lefty Vincent, a boxing friend of Bert pops into the office. He requires
four helping hands to act as seconds for his fighter Dynamite Dan. When
they get to the venue, Dan is obviously terrified by his opponent, Mickey
McGee so pretends that Gabriel has sprained his finger. The fight is off,
but Gabriel is incensed by McGee that he takes him on in the ring, and
wins!
Sam is really chuffed over his next job. He thinks he's on a top secret
spying mission, but due to a mix up all that was really required of him
was to make up a game of bridge. He ends up at the Forth Bridge in
Scotland.
When Sam gets back, he learns that the whole of Helping Hands have been
engaged to demonstrate exhibits at the Ideal House exhibition. Needless to
say all of the demonstrations end in calamity. Rather like Sam's next job
at an exclusive men's club. No matter how hard he tries, he just can't
keep silent. A strict rule of the establishment.
Miss Cooling decides on a new
filing system, for more streamlined operation of the organisation. Cards
for the helping hands are put in cubby holes for each of them. Disaster
strikes when the cleaner knocks the box down. She picks it up and puts it
back, with the cards all mixed up. Everyone gets someone else's
assignment, with misunderstandings all round.
Later, the gobbledygook man turns up at the offices. However this time
Francis is there to translate. Therefore it translates that he is their
landlord, and has been trying to inform Bert that he will have to vacate
the premises, due to the fact that he's had a better offer. However, due
to a show of unity by all the staff, he agrees that they can stay on the
provision that they do something for him. His main interest is property
development and he needs a house cleared and cleaned. Unfortunately, the
team end up demolishing it! Thankfully it turns out that the house needs
demolishing for a block of flats. After hearing this news, what else can
the team do, but carry on regardless!
review
As you can probably tell by the plot, this film doesn't have much of a story
to it, it's more a collection of sketches. Therein lies the problem - some of
the sketches are a lot stronger than others.
They range from the excellent; Kenneth Williams and the chimp, to the
boring; Liz Frazer trying on clothes - which is just an excuse to show off
her ample charms (OK, so it's not exactly boring, but you get the general
idea).
However, it almost feels like the writer Norman Hudis has sensed that the
formula may be going a little bit stale and has tried to shake things up a
bit. At least here, we get a respite from all the romantic shenanigans
that blight the first few films.
We also get a feeling that the core of the Carry On films are coming
together here. For example; Bill Owen and Terence Longdon having played
lead roles in the first couple of films are relegated here to little more
than cameos. Indeed Terence seems to have been shoehorned into his role as
Leslie Phillips had decided to quit the series with the previous years
Carry On Constable. This would be Terence's last and Bill Owen's
penultimate outing in the series.
In a film full of cameos, it's great to see Hattie Jacques and Joan
Hickson in a reversal of roles from Carry On Nurse whilst Stanley Unwin
makes a delightful turn as the gobbledegook speaking landlord. The
regulars themselves are on good form. Joan Sims is great when she's acting
plastered at the wine tasting event, Kenneth Connor is a hoot whilst
trying to remain silent, whilst Kenneth Williams puts in a great comic
tour-de-force whilst trying to look after Yoki the Chimp. Also worthy of a
mention is the superb Esma Cannon, as the twittering Miss Cooling. It was
a great loss to the acting profession when she decided to retire from the
industry just after Carry On Cabby was filmed.
Regardless, isn't the best of the Carry On's by a long shot, and some of
the sketches have the tendency to sag a little, so don't expect an Abroad
or a Cabby when viewing. But it's very charming in it's own way and will
entertain for 90 minutes. And at the end of the day, who could ask for
more?
other information
Yoki the Chimp had
a bit of an episode and started smashing the ornaments in the hall of the
house where filming was taking place. It took his owners over an hour to
calm the little sod down before any filming could take place.
Stanley Unwin was more than just a British comedian and comic writer. He
was an inventor of his own language, 'Unwinese', referred to in the film
as gobbledegook. This was a special and mangled form of English in which
only a few words were intelligible; this was enough to make the listener
think he was being talked to - but without actually allowing him to
understand the sentence concerned, the effect of which was make the
listener feel deaf or daft.
Terence Longden's role was originally due to go for Leslie Phillips,
however Leslie was having none of it and declined the role as he didn't
want to be typecast as the 'silly ass'. Norman Hudis was forced to
restructure the role, but a London newspaper still managed to criticize
Leslie's performance in the film, even though he wasn't in it!
The drink that Joan Sims drinks at the wine tasting party was actually
neat gin. Gerald Thomas switched the non alcoholic drink in Joan Sims'
glass for real claiming that he wanted a good 'reaction' shot.
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